Archive for the 'Morris Quotables' Category

On comfort foods

Tuesday, July 5th, 2011

Ashley: “Coffee calms me down. It’s like my comfort food.”

Jillian: “Like mashed potatoes.”

Jen: “Or ritalin.”

On love songs

Sunday, June 26th, 2011

*Journey’s ‘Wheel in the Sky’ comes on the radio*

Corey: I love this song! I want this to be my wedding song.

On how she got where she is

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

Ashley: I slept my way up the Morris totem pole.

On kissing someone to kiss someone else

Sunday, May 1st, 2011

Camberly: It’s like the six degrees of separation but with saliva.

On the Sassmobile

Thursday, April 7th, 2011

So, this year at the Renaissance Festival several Morris dancers camped with Ghazaal Beledi (ok, most of them were, in fact, the same people) and one night we began writing quotes on the white wall of our trailer…….

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Erin: Jen told me not to put my finger in it! (Refering to the hot chili of course.)

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Ashley: Ooooo, these grapes taste like fruit!

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Annonymous: Bacon is like meat candy.

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*Uttered while watching Marissa of Ghazaal Beledi consume a cupcake in one fell swoop*

Ashley: It’s like watching a snake eating a gopher!

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Cyrus: I need a huge bowl just to make this girl make sense. (He was refering to one of Ashley’s babblings)

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Laura: Laughing makes you live longer.

Erin: Then I should stop watching the ‘Fox and the Hound’.

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Sarah: I’m having a moment at this moment and it is inappropriate.

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Jason: All Gods children needs to Morris Dance. (and yes, that is how it was written on the wall)

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Jason: I eated my ritual tool.

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Ashley: Don’t worry, Jeremy always dry heaves.

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Tiffany: It’s all rum punch in a bag, baby!

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And the quote of the year:

JASON MADE US DO IT!

On good wine

Monday, March 21st, 2011

*Holding up the Chocovine*

Epaul: A good wine must be shaken first.

On good company

Monday, March 21st, 2011

Ashley trying to express her feelings on jamming at Epaul’s booth.

Ashley: I feel…. this right now…. is great.

Quote of Aug. 29…

Tuesday, September 4th, 2007

Laura: (To Michael after he did “The Bull” without the three other members of his set) “Hey, Michael, your set didn’t screw up once!”

Michael: “Yah, yah it did.”

Later on…….

Kater: (Jeremy’s wifey) “Oh, it’s raining.”

Laura: “Well, Michael danced alone earlier.”

Quote of Aug. 22…

Friday, August 24th, 2007

Tiffany: (In regards to Jeremy’s daughter’s Bratz dolls), “Is that what happens when you feed Barbie after midnight?”

Quote of Aug. 15…

Thursday, August 16th, 2007

Jeremy: (In regards to Ockington sticking) “You have to pull out, but not too soon. No, pull out just before the next person hits it.”

Laura (whispering across the entire room) to Tiffany: “That’s what she said.”


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